Many years ago my little brother was visiting me in college and I took him out to eat at this restaurant called Lone Star Cafe. On their bathroom doors -- instead of Men or Women -- they have "Bubba" and "Bubbaette". So, my brother, Chris must've been around 8 or so and he went to the restroom and I noticed him standing in front of the doors looking perplexed. He walked back to the table where I was with a pained look on his face.
"What is it, baby?" I asked.
"Am I a Bubba or a Bubbaette"?
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